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Flag of the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Flag of the greatest country in the world Formed by Premier Nazarbamshev who came to power after the coup of 1991. It is the closest recreation we can get of it

It locate in Entities, Flags

NATIONAL ANTHEM
Kazakhstan, Greatest country in the world
All other countries are ran by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium
other country have, Inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan, Home of Tinshein (Tian Shan) swimming pool
it's lenght 30 Meter Width 6 Meter.
Filtration system, a marvel to behold, it remove %80 of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan! you very nice place
from plains of Tarashenk to norther fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan, Friend of all and with Uzbekistan
They very nice people with the most delicious plov in world.

Kazakhstan, Industry best in world, We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region except of course for, Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan! you very nice place.
From plains of Tarashenk to norther fence of Jewtown.

[Now everyone]

Come grasp the mighty
Penis of our Leader
From junction with the testes
To tip of it's Face!

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