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The Metalburger

WASD: Go forwards/backwards and yaw - Shift/Ctrl: Altitude control - LClick: Drop bombs - Up arrow: Ejection seat

LORE: The Metalburger is the official mascot of the Duchy of Metalburg and a beloved character to many generations of Metalburguese children. Many outsiders mistakenly think it's a cultural dish, and because of that, restaurants serve actual metal hamburgers to tourists as a prank. Dentists are rumored to raise their prices in tourism seasons. But why is this specific Metalburger an aircraft? It was created when many Metalburg Bureau test pilots went on strike because of their ridiculously dangerous work conditions (mortality rate over 80%). The Bureau made this Metalburger-shaped technology demonstrator to show them a new special ejection seat prototype that would make their work much safer. And of course, it can drop bombs because if the strikers didn't calm down, at least they could be blasted. But the sight of everyone's favorite mascot made all pilots forget their anger, and they happily went back to work. The ejection seat was never implemented and nothing changed. Fun fact: the technology demonstrator's test pilot died. His ejection seat landed on a wood chipper.

- Brought to you by The Metalburg Bureau.