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GLaDOS - [TFA-VOX]

wrong dialog LOL Correct dialog: Oh hi... so, how are you holding up... BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! *Clap...clap...clap* oh good, my slow clap process has made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere, (well we are going somewhere, harmingly fast actually) but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts: he's not just a regular moron. he's the product of the greatest minds of the generation. Working together with the express purpose to build the dumbest moron who ever lived. AND YOU JUST PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THE ENTIRE FACILITY. *Clap...clap* Good that's still working. *the sound of air rushing past your face quickly* Say, just incase this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you unstrap one of your long fall boots of yours and shove me in it? Just remember to land on one foot... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSHH. Sorry i just wanted to make those lines again cuz i luv this game to much. I'm not at all calling you stupid.

*slow clap*

He's not just a moron, he's a collection of the greatest minds working together with the soul purpose of creating the dumbest moron imaginable... And you just put him in charge of the whole facility!

I AM NOT A MORON!!

Wheatley is an moron.

huh you know i am a moron

Dancing isn't science, but it includes math, which is a basis of science, because numbers are variables, and variables in a beat is 4. But there are 2 versions of the definition of variables. 4. 2. I think, therefore I am. So how many paradoxes can be gained from this statement? 42.

oh no, hey GLaDOS where is our Portal 3?

Dancing, is definitely NOT science.