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The Ugly Duckling

Meant to be used as a respawn rover, this marvel of lowest bidding has all the things you need with none of the convenience. It features a pressurized cabin with seating for two and a sunroof! It also includes an O2/H2 Generator, Survival Kit, Beacon, 12 Small Batteries, a Gyro, a Solar Panel and some lights.

Enjoy climbing the windshield to enter the cabin. Double-down on leg day climbing the back to reach over the Survival Kit and just barely get access to the O2/H2 Generator. Why is everything an even number of blocks wide? Why is the Solar Panel sideways? Who painted it like a mallard?

You'll be pleased to know that the unpaid intern who thought this up has been promoted to unpaid supervisor!

This really is our best one yet.