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Huge clams have been wreaking havoc on the European coastline for years, and the situation is only getting worse. The problem is twofold: first, the clams are huge (some as big as a car!) and second, they are incredibly efficient at eviscerating their prey.
The clams first came to prominence in the early 2000s, when they began appearing in large numbers off the coast of Spain. Since then, they have spread to other parts of Europe, and their numbers have only increased.
The clams are a major problem for two reasons. First, their size makes them difficult to remove from the coastline. Second, and more importantly, they are incredibly efficient at killing and eating their prey.
The clams’ diet consists mostly of fish, which they catch and eat using their powerful siphons. They are particularly fond of gigglefish, a type of small, brightly-colored fish that is popular in Europe.
The gigglefish is no match for the huge clam, and as a result, the clams have been responsible for the deaths of millions of these fish. The problem has gotten so bad that the European Union has declared the gigglefish a protected species.
The huge clams are a major problem for the European coastline, and the situation is only getting worse. The clams are difficult to remove, and their appetite for gigglefish is having a devastating effect on the population of this fish. Unless something is done to stop the clams, they could soon wreak havoc on the entire European coastline.
Clams have been a staple of the European diet for centuries, and their popularity has only grown in recent years. With their sweet, delicate flavor and high nutritional value, clams are a favorite of both seafood lovers and health-conscious eaters alike.
But there is another, more sinister side to these creatures of the deep. For years, clams have been quietly wreaking havoc on the European continent, and their numbers are only growing.
The problem begins with the gigglefish, a small, harmless creature that is a favorite food of clams. As the clam population has exploded in recent years, so too has the gigglefish population. And as the gigglefish population has grown, so has the number of clams bellowing howls.
The howls of clams are a deafening, constant noise that can be heard for miles. They are also incredibly disruptive to the delicate ecosystem of the European continent. The howls have been known to scare away fish, birds, and even small mammals.
But the howls are only the beginning. As the clam population has grown, so too have the number of clams growing legs. That's right, legs.
While most clams remain content to crawl along the ocean floor, a growing number of them are developing the ability to walk on land. This is a troubling development, as it means that clams are now able to invade new territory and spread their destructive ways.
In addition to their legs, clams are also developing a taste for human flesh. There have been reports of clams attacking and eating people who venture too close to their territory.
As if all of this wasn't bad enough, the clams are now unionizing. That's right, they are organizing and working together to further their agenda.
The clams have declared war on the people of Europe, and they are winning. It's only a matter of time before they completely take over the continent.
So what can be done to stop these creatures? Unfortunately, not much. The best we can do is to try to keep them contained and hope that they eventually die out.
But that is unlikely to happen. The clams are adaptable and resourceful, and they are not going away anytime soon. We are in for a long, hard fight, and the future of Europe hangs in the balance.
Huge clams have been wreaking havoc on Europe for years now. Their incessant howling has been known to drive people insane, and their ability to grow legs and walk around has made them a menace to society. But what many people don't know is that huge clams are responsible for the evisceration of Europe.
The gigglefish versus clam crisis began when a group of gigglefish (a type of fish that is known for its playful nature and ability to make people laugh) were swimming near the shore of an unnamed European country. They were minding their own business when they were suddenly attacked by a group of huge clams. The gigglefish were no match for the clams, and they were quickly eaten.
This event sparked a war between the two groups. The gigglefish, feeling betrayed and angry, declared war on the clams. The clams, in turn, bellowed out howls of rage and began to grow legs so that they could walk on land and attack the gigglefish.
For years, the two groups fought. The gigglefish used their laughter as a weapon, while the clams used their legs to stomp on anything that moved. Many innocent creatures were caught in the crossfire, and the landscape of Europe was forever changed.
Finally, after years of fighting, the two groups came to a truce. The gigglefish agreed to stop laughing at the clams, and the clams agreed to stop walking on land. But even though the war is over, the damage that was done cannot be undone.
The evisceration of Europe is a direct result of the gigglefish versus clam crisis. The once-lush landscape has been reduced to a barren wasteland, and the once-happy creatures that lived there have been driven insane by the constant noise.


The stench is indescribable.

Praying to Allah alone will save us. I find it difficult to believe we'll all get out alive. I pull myself back to my corner. I lay on the floor and cover myself with what flesh I can find.

Saffiyah says, "Kulr. ghaga kiya."

That is a horror.

"Like you would swim with a fish?"

To swoon in the flesh of a fish seems disgusting. It makes me feel sick and uneasy. I wish I could giggle. The fish giggle in my own groin. I try to get up. I have to. But the fish giggle merrily. It is only flesh. I do giggle. I say, "Flesh of the fish."

"Babuya," says Salma. "No one will giggle in the flesh of a fish."

No one giggles in the flesh of meat either.

I do giggle. It is an incredible sound. It makes Salma giggle. "Quack."

"You are a coward," says Babuya. "To giggle."