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Prima Space Premium Edition

Have you ever looked at those vanilla planet descriptions and thought "Man that's boring"
Well don't worry, Prima took care of it!
Every description is funny now. I even made sure hazards are clearly telegraphed at the beginning which probably helps offset the fact that most of these descriptions aren't very...descriptive.
No, it does not replace SAIL with a silly sylveon.
It might work well with AVIAN thematically but it also might not because unlike AVIAN these are actually funny (objective fact)
This mod is TECHNICALLY compatible with Frackin Universe, HOWEVER be advised that FU has multiple tiers of hazard levels, and this mod basically smears away the warnings in vanilla planet descriptions, so you need to keep track of that stuff yourself! Also, it doesn't alter the descriptions for any planets added by mods, and if a mod removes the descriptions for vanilla planets this mod will probably implode on itself, but that's a huge case of NOT MY PROBLEM because you shouldn't be tampering with the assets like that!