So you want to get the Elden Rign irl (ingame) and who else to ask than the owner of the Elden rizz (me). In this guide I will take you through the steps of acquiring the elusive item Elden Ring. It is a long process that will take a few years, or if you are lucky, few months. Do not let that scare you, as the process will be quite simple. Let's jump into it, shall we?

So first, you will have to find the Elden grandma NPC. She spawns in Leyendell Royal Capital (NOT ASHEN!! THAT IS AFTER THE CREMATION!!) at this door.
She has a few bodyguards so beware. She will be the NPC that gives you the Elden Ring.

You will find the NPC behind the door. She will look something like the image below, although there are quite a few skins and variations. She is hard to miss though
Now comes the hard part. As you can see, she is a wealthy woman and probably owns a few rings. She is elderly, so one of the rings will be like a wedding ring or something, so it will be old enough to be called the Elden Ring. I cannot help you with the dialogue, however, you have to coax the Grandma into an intimate relationship and stay in it untill she inevitably kicks the bucket. You have to make her sign a last will, in which she will give you all that she has as inheritance, or mainly the Elden Ring. Once you see her interact with the 'Last Will' item, you are pretty much done.

After a few years or month, the time will come. In exchange for the Elden Cooch you will obtain the Elden Ring and send Grandma off in her Elden Casket into an Elden Grave, never to be remembered by you ever again. You gotta kill Morgott first though. The dead Grandma looks something like this.
You will get the optional side quest '*Grandma's name* funeral', but don't feel to bad about skipping it. You won't get more loot except for a few runes and condolences.

Congrats! You did it! While being a bit morally gray, you got your hands on the great Elden Ring. It will now haunt you for your sins like you were Georges Duroy form Guy de Maupassant's Bel-Ami, where a guy rizzes up rich ladies for social status. What can you do with the elden ring? Idk bye