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Bland, Bitter and Burned

You're Linguini. You just came out of federal prison for multiple accounts of animal cruelty, in particular to rodents. You decided to pick up your life again and get a job. You still have the urge of killing animals inside you, so you applied at an upscale restaurant in the center of Paris, against the advice of your psycologist.

It's your third day on the job as a garbage boy, but this day is different. You've run out of psych meds this morning and begin to feel the effect as soon as you start working. You start hallucinating:

AlL tHeSe KnIfEs... AlL thEsE wEaPoNS... aLl ThIs pOteNTiaL dEatH... anD wHaT's tHAt... a RAt!... MoRe raTs!... RatS wEaRinG cHefS hAtS?!... Rats tHAt ARe CoOKinG tHe FoOd?!... anD RaTs in ThE dINinG hALl?!... I CaN'T StANd RaTs!... I WilL kiLl aLl thiS FilThY veRMiN and CleAnsE This CitY!!!

- Contains copyrighted music
- 60 enemies
- exact replica of the Gusteau's kitchen from Ratatouille
- a small map compared to my other ones, so I could get nasty with the details hehe
- Featuring Skinner, Colette, Ego, Horst & Lalo
- Voice lines
- background text is in french to make it canon, but it's not important
- It might be highly detailed, but it's small. So it should run fine.


Stuckcup for providing me with the awesome ratatouille textures and feedback during betatesting.
Wamcrash for explaining my dumbass how to make a wave-based map.

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