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HoverChair™

The Evil Masterminds' Guild presents: The Dastardly HoverChair™!

Tired of running around the realms, striking fear into the hearts of men on foot? Ensuring your plans for world-destroying superweapons don't contain any convenient weak spots got a little too much? Worry no longer! With the HoverChair™, you can travel in comfort and safety*, all without lifting a finger.**

Loom ominously over your robot army, your hover-thrusters humming menacingly as you prepare to execute your dazzling master plan!

Cackle as you swoop over the heads of the heroes, executing the aforementioned dazzling master plan!

Provide snacks to your lovably hapless mooks from an elevated position!

The HoverChair™ can do it all! Order one now!

* Evil Masterminds' Guild Incorporated takes no fiscal or financial responsibility for personal usage of the Dastardly Hoverchair™, and therefore insurance does not cover: decapitation, other dismemberment, electrical breakdowns, single remembered detail by the comic-relief sidekick that unravels your entire evil plot, or hovercraft flipping over because you approached a hill too fast.

** Frieza doesn't count.

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This is my first hovercraft. I created it as practice for hopefully forthcoming new ones. Hope you like it.