It had to be done. No, it isn't quite the "burning with quadruple-orbiting-planets-scorching-earbills" effect. This is the eco-friendly version! (tech-friendly to be more precise) Gloat to your friends as they gaze upon your "pure" awesomeness. This is mor...

Bats spawning from your clouded head. It's not that scary. Bats are just like birds of the night...but not those nocturnal baseball bats. They'll beat your freakin' head in....

Consumers have always asked: "I sure would love an environmental hazard oozing out of my hat!" Good news consumers! Hat scientists have just created synthetic volcanoes to attach to your beloved cosmetics! Now you can be the hottest hat-enthusiast to slowl...

Come here babies. Heavy will tell you bedtime story. It's an overhead effect because it was intended to look nice with weather/moon effects....

Now you'll have plenty of wishes to spend on your hat collection! Caution: Stars may phase through the body and damage internal organs. You guys should totally look at this: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=303391405...

I'm actually suprised I pulled this one off. Oh silly skull, you so silly!...