"Conspiracy nuts claim that if you unmask key Australian personalities, you will reveal that they're secretly New Zealanders. And also lizardmen." Paintable! Flexes! The Skinless Slashers and Conspiratorial Cut together create the "Secretly A Lizard" set f...

"Your human disguise is almost perfect. The only things that can cause the latex skin to tear off are acid, bullets, fire, water, sunlight, shaking hands, or just generally moving your fingers around too much." Paintable! The Skinless Slashers and Conspira...

"Though he's technically a parasite, just remember the positives: he's always cheerful, he's flame retardant, and he's only dissolving the parts of your brain that you don't really use. Overall, it's a win-win." Paintable. Jigglebones. Concept and colabora...

"Your boss might be dead and in hell, but that doesn't mean his ghostly spirit can't still micromanage your every move." All class. Paintable. Jigglebones. Concept by the talented Kanta. Mod available courtesy of mods.tf. Please DO NOT add me on friends, b...

"Ever since you bested Merasmus, the ghost of one of his fish heads has followed you around everywhere. If only you could find some spectral tartar sauce, you might be rid of it." Yes, I am LITERALLY justifying a floating ghost fish as "a wizard did it." A...

"Remember that spy you killed five years ago? Well, he's never forgotten you. It just takes a long time to catch up to someone when all you have is a hand, a knife, and an impeccable taste in suits." All class. Ghostly. Paintable. Jigglebones. I've uploade...

**Updated texture** Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the deepest oceans, where a man would be crushed like a tin can and everything wants to eat you. Actually, why did you ever think that was a safe place to go? - Jigglebones - Glowing par...