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G.A.R.I.E Motors Garden Gnome (GM-GG)

The second greatest thing to be released as a product by G.A.R.I.E Motors, the Garden Gnome, second because first belongs to the tactical lawn chair.

Caution: Gnome is a very dangerous combination of materials including but not limited to, thorium, uranium 235, nitroglycerin, uranium 238, tungsten, titanium, gunpowder, a pinch of potassium chloride, radium, and asbestosis.

Note: Asbestosis is included in the Gnome's construction ingredients as it helps keep out the rats. G.A.R.I.E Motors may have stolen the anti-rat asbestosis from some crazy science guy who owns a big science facility somewhere in Michigan.

Another note: A pinch of potassium chloride is in fact included, and one inherent twitch, and "kablooey" as suggested to us by a drunk, half-blind scottish guy.

A final note: Gnome contains depending on product number, anywhere from 0-20,000,000 calories.

Controls:
It's a simple garden gnome what did you expect?