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OPERATION ENEMY'S COUSIN'S FORMER ROOMMATE

Gentlemen... Nigel talked. He claims his propaganda operation was only part of a plan to isolate and remove his rival, Abu Bakir al-Dente, from the Nowheraki National Terrorist Assembly, where Nigel has sewn doubts about al-Doctor's loyalty to terrorism. We asked why he didn't just have him shot, and Nigel claimed it never occured to him. Once again demonstrating that good will always triumph because evil is dumb.
Either way, Nigel's loyal supporters are now hunting Abdi Fakir al-Detour, and he is reportedly seriously considering defecting. I don't need to tell you gentlemen that he would be a huge G.E.T. (Good Enemy Tipster). We have managed to track him through Nigel's cousin, who studied at Oxford and roomed with Armed Baker al-Detente.
He (al-Defrost, not the cousin) is currently at a secure facility overseeing the planning of "OPERATION ACTION SQUAD" which sounds really awesome and therefore we must stop it by any means necessary.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to safely abdicate Aesop Bacon al-Dante, and gather any intelligence you can find at the location. There are civilians present and we would prefer it if you didn't shoot, explode, burn, drown, electrocute or otherwise maim them, and definitely not any strangulation, but sometimes a four-man team's gotta do what a four-man team's gotta do.

PS. I know your HUD doesn't say that you NEED to get the intelligence, but I'm telling you, without it we don't even want Azur Beaker at-Tention. GET THE INTELLIGENCE!!!