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C.M.V. Tim Horton's

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ten out of ten

We carried his body back to shore where he requested via Discord that he be buried in a "Dumpster behind the local tim hortons." Dedicated to fulfill his wishes, we frantically searched the workshop for something that would suffice. It was only a matter of seconds until we found it; the CMV Tim Horton's. This would be the vessel aboard which we would give JofReddy a Viking funeral! I took the vessel into the workbench and constructed a dumpster on her stern, as well as a fire starting mechanism. We all boarded the vessel and loaded Jof's decomposing, soggy corpse into the dumpster I had constructed. We sailed off into the sunrise before I pressed the fire starting button and we all dove off. She was quickly engulfed in flames before said flames quickly went out due to the cold arctic waters. 10/10 would hold a Viking funeral on this vessel again

Unfortunately, due to lack of proper gear, Jof eventually succumbed to the cold arctic waters and died. Determined to give him a proper funeral and burial, we held onto him, and Mugwump eventually returned with a rescue aircraft, and JofReddy was carried nearly halfway to the main arctic island before the rescue aircraft unfortunately crashed, leaving Jof and Steve stranded in the water while me and Mugwump traveled again to find rescue. After multiple failed attempts, we returned again with another aircraft and took Jof even closer to the main island before we unfortunately crashed again! This time, we had full lost Jof's corpse and had to have an aerial search to locate it, which we eventually did.

It started as a normal Sawyer to arctic voyage aboard the SS Kylemore Castle. Things had gone smoothly until the third night, when she unfortunately ran into a harsh storm. She put up a good fight, but unfortunately she succumbed to the waves and sank. 3 passengers, Mugwump575, mcsteve89, and myself made it to the surface as she went down before we came to a realization; JofReddy remained in her second boiler room. Dedicated to save Jof, all 3 of us dove down to the submerged liner to pull him out of the boiler room. We barely made it out alive, but we made it to the surface with Jof being carried incapacitated in Steve's arms. I fortunately happened to have a defibrillator, so I was able to momentarily revive him. While Mugwump traveled to find rescue, me and Steve stayed back, trying to keep Jof alive.

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