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Lava News 4

what if the humans are playing LBS for fun and entertainment, with like a leaderboard or something, but they will always have a clone outside the arena in the viewing area for when they die?

they are streaming so much wouldnt anyone find out where they are and put them back in the same jail cell anyway?

this could go ppretty far later so its fine
1bill is a bit much isnt it?

OMG WHY IS THIS SO POPULAR???

Part 5 is out i'm sorry i did't see this part 5 just released last night

apparently my message was too long(>1000 characters) so steam couldnt send it so i broke it in 2

lava news 5:
busness bot sword(bbs): today we managed to get a time slot to stream lava news 5 without the music so there will not be any music in the background stopping you from hearing us
sword4(s4): uhh they actually left....
(cell has dead bits of burning from s4's sword)
bbs: anyways for our story today
bbs: a human found water!
bbs: that human then contacted every other human in exsitence and all the humans came to the water!
s4: they didnt. they already had water
bbs: but then when the humans started touching the water they all starting dying lol

(bbs: that was because they had been drinking the water had been "contaminated" by the recent LBS as water maps have become more common)
[bbs: that was because they were all in robot bodies and "short-curcited"]
bbs: lololololololololololololololol
s4: hahahahahahahha lololololol
bbs: about 1 billion+ died because humans are dumb and have no clone backups lollolololol
s4: i thought they had "twins"
bbs: but they dont transfer the consiousness to the other when one dies
bbs: im just sad that more didnt die because they realized that they were getting killed
s4: i heard that there were about 7 billion humans on Earth
s4: that means (we)[about] 1 over 7 humans died
s4&bbs: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(xxxx) this is if they were still capturing humans and stuff(chapter1-3)
[xxxx] this is if after chapter 5

thank you so much this is gonna be fun since idk what a search bar is

Don't ask what Gorahk was doing at the end...