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Disgaea 6: Defiance of Destiny - Clergy

If you're dumb enough to get hurt this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Heals!

Bad heals! Pacemakers that break down! Organ thieves! If you think you're gonna find proper bedside manner at Big Bills, you can kiss my grits! It's our belief you're such low tier 0-reincarnation trash that you'll fall for this prinnyhockey, guarenteed!

If you find a better deal, we'll SELL YOU A LESS UGLY ASS!!! You heard us right, SELL YOU A LESS UGLY ASS!!!

Bring your Mage! Bring your Prinny! Bring your Zombie! We'll heal it! That's right! We'll heal your Zombie! Because at Big Bill Heals, you're overhealed until it hurts!

Do an item world run to Big Bill Heals! Home of Challenge Geomancy! That's right! Challenge Geomancy! How does it work? If you can hopscotch over reverse damage geo panels while we bombard you with heal spells and not die, you get no insurance premiums!

Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't mess with us or we'll scoop your innards out! Only at Big Bill Heals! The only hospital that tells you to fluff off!

Hurry up, meatbag! Event ends the minute after you give us your insurance card and your provider had better be in network or we'll delete your save file!

Get some Heals! Big Bill Heal's Clinic: Hades' filthiest and exclusive home to the meanest healers this side of the Netherworld! Guarenteed!


requested by Mage from Disgaea