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Barrage Balloon - A Cheap Starter Airship

Does it ever seem like your builds spiral in cost? Is everything over-budget and too large for a campaign? Do you seek a relatively low-cost, high-damage solution to your early-to-midgame needs? If you said yes to any of these questions, then you need the Barrage Balloon - a highly efficient airship that's effective in any environment!

Ten 500mm Naval Rifles line its central armored body, using simple yet highly optimized tetris to maximize alpha strike. Two envelopes carry this core with the power of pure helium - but wait, there's more! The central core, separate from these envelopes, receives its own engineering to function as a thrustercraft in a pinch, ensuring longevity of this craft in a more sustained battle.

Oh, and are you ever concerned about crew acommodations? Fear not - the Barrage Balloon contains both a double bunk and a breakroom, complete with a complimentary coffee machine for those luxurious 10 minute breaks between intense combat scenarios!

Order now, and receive a complimentary Utopia Industries Portable Restroom for the ship's rear deck!

Punches above its weight against even Godly craft. Cost-match any non-extreme-velocity enemies and watch them vaporize in minutes!

Cost: 100k - looks like a steep number, but it'll kickstart your conquest of Neter like no other craft