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Atmospheric Cheese Bombardment Platform

Very simple yet overpowered machine that can help cheese many destructive tasks.

Equipped with 25 high explosive bombs while remaining stable and able to get away into safe distance and altitude relatively quickly. Features a dedicated bombardment camera.

Can be easily modified to complete other miscellaneous tasks like moving huge objects or dropping boulders for an achievement. Add balloons for lift power / propellers for horizontal speed as necessary.

Controls:

Right Shift - Raise
Right Control - Lower
Arrow keys - Movement in cardinal directions (machine features no rotation control, as it's not often necessary, but it will slightly rotate on its own)
Numpad minus - Use bombing camera, especially helpful with a crosshair solution of your choice.

Each bomb has it's dedicated keyboard button to drop. From left to right and front to back:

1st row: 4 5 6 7 8
2nd row: R T Y U I
3rd row: F G H J K
4th row: V B N M ,
5th row: 9 O L . / (ran out of convenient keys at this point, but this row is hardest to aim anyway)

It works, so it's not stupid!
I contemplated using logic gates to control all the drops using just 10 keys - selecting 1 of 5 rows and 1 of 5 columns, but this didn't work for some mysterious reason. I had to try emulating using messages instead of keys (because that would mean actually using up 35 keys in total), but it glitched out on me - some bomb hatches worked and others didn't despite identical instructions. I gave up after a couple of hours, but this version works just as well.