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Cirillo & Sons | JH-03 PRO Jackhammer
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Cirillo & Sons | JH-03 PRO Jackhammer

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Description
Are you a contractor looking for a powerful tool to get the job done? Are you a crackhead with insider knowledge about gold and other precious metals hidden under the black lines on the pavement near traffic lights? Are you an insufferable neighbour who has nothing better to do at 6am in the morning on a Saturday than to make as much noise as humanly possible? Then the new JH-03 PRO Jackhammer is the tool for you! Featuring two separate power modes, more reliability than the standard model*, and safer operation than ever before*, you simply wont find anything this tool can't do!

*assuming product remains in original packaging

-Quote from a scrapped marketing campaign that was considered by Cirillo & Sons



Features:

  • Two Power Modes!

  • Realistic Jackhammer Sounds!

  • Headache Inducing Vibrations!

  • Cirillo & Sons' "Some questions asked" warranty!



Operation Instructions & Pointers:

  • Flick the switch in the middle then hold on for dear life!

  • The second switch enables a marginally higher power mode!

  • Not advisable to use in multiplayer. We are still battling the charges levied against us by the families of the product testers.

  • Doesn't actually do anything


Credits:

If I missed anything, please leave a comment

-The proud Hawellan sweatshop workers who craft the concerningly prone to catching fire batteries used in all Cirillo & Sons power tools
7 Comments
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Dark_Sabre247 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:10am 
Very good, killed my wife with it:steamthumbsup:
Seuchenvater  [author] 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
50 minutes??? Thats gotta be a new record

Hell, we only QC test them for 10
Apple 1 Nov, 2024 @ 6:49am 
bought one and it blew up after 50 minutes, please explain
Smug Dog 31 Oct, 2024 @ 12:39am 
Thursday afternoon
>bare naked
>caked in diesel oil
>backyardigans on the tv:steamthumbsup:
PilotHouston5 30 Oct, 2024 @ 8:53pm 
H-Tech approves this product, rumor has it us navy seals used one of these to break into Bin Laden's bunker.
just a random strider 30 Oct, 2024 @ 7:18pm 
Hawellian lithium ion batteries are designed to explode after 50 minutes of use, this is why we only mail them to erillia, your only mailing them to erillia, right.. ?
t1 thunderbird main 30 Oct, 2024 @ 7:03pm 
bough one of these for my nephew who works construction, he irn the hosital god bless his soul :joy: :steamhappy: