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[Obsolete] Europan Offensive

Very based, very epic.

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@Hattest Sigma male sigma! I Thomas Shelby!

I have a confession to make. I cannot bear to use your mod because 30 seconds into using it, my balls start churning. A minute in, a flood the size of the Yellow River erupts from my penits. Everytime i use your mods my room gets repainted to white and it has to get coated over. My room shrinks in size due to the floods hardening increasing the thickness of walls through additional material. Yet like an addiction i come back, euphoric that this occurs using your mods.

There’s something surprising about how much a single workshop mod in a game can impact you, even beyond the game itself. I know it sounds dramatic, but this mod helped me through a tough time and led me to a place of calm and happiness I hadn’t felt in a long while.
When I first downloaded it, I was just looking for a little something extra, maybe a bit more challenge or a twist on my usual gameplay. But it became so much more. Every time I loaded it up, it was like this escape—a way to lose myself in something engaging and fun without all the everyday stress tagging along. What started as a simple addition turned into a sort of personal retreat.
The mod pulled me into its world in such a way that I began looking forward to those moments of play, letting the day’s worries fade for a while. I was finding excitement in the smallest things, laughing at unexpected moments, and sharing stories with others who’d been impacted by it just as deeply.