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Cranky Kong

I wanted to be a Rivals of Aether Workshop character but they said I'm too insignificant a character to be made into a Workshop character. Hmm, the rudeness of it all. I am an original base sprite, I SHOULD be a character and have compatibility with every single character and stage on Workshop!

Hmph, I guess I will have sit and lecture what you guys call "entertainment". It looks a bit pathetic to me. I need to tell you people how this should REALLY be played. It was so much better in my day after all. I will cycle between pieces of advice at random and just sit there telling you what you really need to hear.

You can even insert extra things for me to lecture you about. I expect every single character on Workshop to conform to this and add additional things for me to say. You can do so by adding the following lines to your character's init.gml.

cranky_kong_quote
cranky_kong_quote2
cranky_kong_quote3

Apparently these are entirely optional and that if you give me one quote you can just leave it there. I fundamentally disagree, you should give me all three quotes. I have so much I want to tell you and I'm not going to leave it there.

In fact, I have already prepared my pieces to say to these whippersnappers whenever they show up:

Zetterburn, Forsburn, Clairen, Mollo, Kragg, Maypul, Sylvanos, Olympia, Wrastor, Absa, Elliana, Pomme, Orcane, Etalus, Ranno, Hodan, Ori, Shovel Knight, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Mario, Dancing Banana, Sonic, Earthworm Jim, Lilac, Carol, Kel, Yooka & Laylee, Seto Kaiba, Lea, Noelle, Arcuin, Neera, SSL Neera, Valkyrie, Diamond, Zerra, Snom, Scoop, Frostine

Also apparently I'm in some sort of "Anniversary Collection" that you should download. I can't believe its been that long I remember it like it was yesterday.

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