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Rudolph Skull Mount

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On December 24th 1993; Rudolph was buzzed by an A-10 Warthog while flying over american airspace; North California at 2:33am, along with Blitzen, Donner and Prancer being caught in the crossfire; his head was the only thing recovered from the scene; found in a McDonald's dumpster 32'000 feet below and 3 miles away Eastern.

After a 30 year long lawsuit by Saint Nicholas the 4th; the United States Air force was forced to repay Saint Nicholas for all lost income due to the incident; totalling to 7.2 billion dollars in restitution.

We asked the McDonald's employee who discovered the head; his thoughts on the gruesome matter:
"Its kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up man, its not every day your taking out the trash.
And boom!
There's some reindeer head looking right at you.
I thought it was a joke left by some crack head homeless man, until the National Guard showed up looking for it.

Its safe to say; Christmas is cancelled this year..."