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Wrath of the Combines' Ballsacks

This is a weapon crafted of hatred.
This is a weapon crafted of rage.
This is a weapon crafted of horrors.
This is a weapon to make you feel pain.
The combine had their nuts cut off.
A truly painful thing.
The overlords showed no remorse.
And now they're gonna' pay.
The combine gathered up together.
The ones tired of being pushed around.
They planned and plotted,
for many days,
until they finished the weapon sought.
The combine made a true horror.
To avenge their milk-making sacks.
Their masters took their ♥♥♥♥♥ away,
and to their masters they'll do just that.
Handed out among believers,
of removing their masters' ♥♥♥♥♥.
There was no end to the attacks,
of the Wrath of the Combines' Ballsacks.




If you found this mod, you're probably wondering: "WHAT IN THE SWEET AND SOUR ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS?!?!" If you want an answer or have any other questions, read the rest of this description. Or, y'know, don't. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ make you. This is a SWEP found in the category: "Ballsacks of Benefactors". This SWEP causes anything aimed at to evaporate (or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ combine balls do), as well as create like 200 or something (I don't remember) combine ball explosion effect thingies which produces a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obnoxiously loud sound. I made it shoot bullets that do no damage instead of casting rays so that it can work in situations like where an enemy is behind a fence. If you see an error, please let me know. It doesn't do the crispy particle ♥♥♥♥ to props. Why? I'm don't know how to make it do that and I'm too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lazy to find out. So it'll just do it to things that combine balls normally do it to. If you REALLY want it to work on props, just let me know how to do that. If you're wondering about the poem, here's some info: The poem is basically saying that the combine soldiers and metrocops and stuff made this weapon to get revenge on the higher members of the combine. In the lore of HL2, when you become a member of the combine, your balls get cut off. I'm saying specifically balls because as far as we know, female variants never made it into the game, though they were thought of. Anyway, enjoy the mod! If you want. But don't be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Also if I see ANY copypastas in the comments I will TEAR apart those who posted them LIMB FROM LIMB and spread their blood across the ground. That's enough from me now, bye!

THANKS TO NECROSVIDEOS FOR COVERING MY MOD!!! It's been a dream of mine for years.