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[WOTC] Pottymouth Helmet

Ever have a soldier swear like a sailor after missing a shot? Ever wanted to summon the Toilet Elves to aide in battle, but could never manage it? Ever wanted to put a toilet on your soldier's heads because you thought it was funny? Am i going insane?

Whatever the case may be, you can now envelop the heads of your favorite rookies (or veterans!) with a grand, porcelain throne crafted with love and care just for them.

No more will they be caught off guard by the machinations of their flesh prison demanding sacrifice - they can simply take off their glistening white crown and let nature run its' course right there on the battlefield. It also provides protection against blunt force cranial trauma!*

*NOTE: We are legally required to disclose that this product will not protect against the following:

• Gunshots
  
• Bladed Weaponry
  
• Explosives
  
• Plasma
  
• Psionics
  
• Asphyxiation
  
• Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
  
• Mesothelioma
  
• Hepatitis C
  
• Swine Flu
  
• West Nile Virus
  
• The Common Cold

what the ♥♥♥♥ is a skibidi toilet lmao

• Pottymouth (M/F - 1 Helmet - 1 Upper/Lower Face Prop)

• HippoStance - Creator of the toilet model. Find the original here. [skfb.ly]