Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2

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Halal-Lie 2 (OFFICIAL)
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Halal-Lie 2 (OFFICIAL)

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EXTRA FILES!!! (captions, short menu music tracks and other crap):
https://file.garden/Z0pPDI5hggHYeSgx/Extra%20Halal%20Files%20v3.zip

Run, Don't Think, Shid, Puke, Eat.

WARNING: This mod contains lotsa swearing, billions of disgusting shid and memes and it's all just a giant pile of garbage 4chan humor that I do not respect. Also, this mod has nothing to do with religion, it just happened to be named Halal-Lie cuz it makes no sense just like the gameplay. (Call me woke, but I respect everyone as long as they aren't an a-hole.)

Gondon Freakman arrives in T*tty 69, located somewhere in Poland. Sadly, it appears that everything has been f'd up by the evil Cocktor Wangass Breed from Owo in Nigeria. He and the C*mbine took over the production on Skibidi Toilet and turned it into woke garbage. They also signed a contract with Elon and made a use of his infamous technology. Elust Vagince is a proud owner of a NASA Gaming PC with hacking equipment so the gang tries to teleport into his crib to hack all of the computers in the Titadel, but of course Gondon experiences a vision of the antichrist and is forced to go on a mighty adventure to that boi's shelter on foot instead.

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GONDON FREAKMAN: Self-insert character, but legends say that he has selective mutism, but he might just be mewing his bunghole off. Gondon apparently committed war crimes in Bangladesh, but nobody can confirm that.

BANGNEY CUCKHOUN: Gondon's bestie, born in Virgin Islands. He's on FBI's watchlist for unknown reasons. He fell into a giant blue Play-Doh can as a kid and it ruined his hair forever.

COCKTOR ISSUCK KLOROX: Aka Clorox, is an old freak who's heavily into h3ntai (not really good, ya know? I prefer the cute stuff over it) and he loves his huge pubic lice Jelly Belly. Rumors say that he committed credit card fraud and illegally ran a kebab spot somewhere in Turkey durning the COVID pandemic before being tracked down by the local police department.

ANALYX VAGINCE: A non-binary thot. Everyone secretly hates her because she's a narcissistic sociopath who hates Skibidi Toilet. She has a restraining order that makes her unable to get any close to her daddy, but she doesn't care about it.

ELUST VAGINCE:

COCKTOR WANGASS BREED: A stupid, rich, bigoted, ableist, flat-earthist, racist, nerdy, geeky, uneducated, selfish, fake, anti-social, antisemitic Elon-loving p*do ballhole who loves NFTs, doing crypto scams and mining Bitcoin crap. He disrespects the age of consent and gambles all of his moola away. He was born under a bridge and he loves playing Valorant on Pog Days and sellin' poisoned mango flavored still water 💀

JEWISH COCKSMAN: Or Assman, is another thot. She's Breed's f*cktoy and kitchen slave. She's a stupid ass E-girl with no real life who spends her days talking to degenerates on Discord and sending them puh pics.

DADDY GRIGORIZZ: Weird ahh Bipolar YTP monk who's mentally stuck in 2009 and is suffering in Detroit.

LE CUMBINE: An army of retired CIA agents who are actually just dressed-up stupid iPad kids. They are secretly writers for Squid Game Season 3 and Talk Tuah, and they are also secretly working with the Al Qaeda.

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Tags (or something, cuz u can't add them to the workshop item itself)
brainrot
meme
memes
skibidi
cringe
dead memes
swearing
funny
unfunny
stupid
ytp
youtube poop
gen alpha
hawk tuah
freakman
halal
haram
humor
zelda cdi
hotel mario
albert einstein
speen
elon
terminal 7
bird ideas
idk anymore bro
offensive
4chan
cancelable
new way of thinking
i will regret this
screw this mod I now use kawaii stuff to cope with my depression instead (it's way better)

Also, sorry for not including any credits for the images and sounds I used. If you find something you made, you can tell me in the comments, and I'll put your name in the description :D

Also, don't play this mod for too long. Or even better, don't play it at all.
Popular Discussions View All (2)
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8 Jul @ 2:01am
PINNED: Ideas and Issues
Gusvenga
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14 Jun @ 6:21am
make gusvenga make the dialogue in black mesa east
korunicivan34
136 Comments
Torsten 3 hours ago 
Water Hazard is actually really fun in this mod
Maxwell 26 Jul @ 12:47pm 
the second coming of the divine comedy mod
Gusvenga  [author] 25 Jul @ 8:34am 
where's the n word lol i don't remember that
EverythingHasBSOD 25 Jul @ 7:39am 
its got the effing n word in it sooooooooo uh "custom" time
DragonYTP 15 Jul @ 2:50am 
I feel lobotomized after playing this mod, thank you for creating this piece of art.
Gusvenga  [author] 14 Jul @ 2:20pm 
yeah
jmarsden007 14 Jul @ 2:20pm 
DID YOU MAKE OFFENSIVE AI HALF LIFE
BabblingBrook 12 Jul @ 2:05pm 
crack life has been reborn
Gusvenga  [author] 12 Jul @ 12:21pm 
this is still better than italian ai slop though
Akushï 12 Jul @ 11:23am 
After playing this mod, its safe to say that there isnt much hope left in humanity.