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Inside Joke Set Six

You'd think I'd start running out of ideas, but here we are - 24 more silly and wacky items to make your runs funnier (maybe). This particular set has a bunch of defensive items, utility, loot damage, and teamwork (with more than two skeletons to boot!)

Items added in this set:

DECEARING EGG: Using your Secondary after using your Primary increases your Primary and Secondary's damage by 5% (max. 100%). Lasts until the next battle.

Gaston's Carton of Eggs: Each time you use your Primary in battle, get an egg (max. 12). Each egg gives you 0.25 seconds of extra invulnerability time. Lasts until the next battle.

Crypto Luigi: At the end of each battle, get 1 coin for each time you were given a buff in that battle.

ME System: At the start of each battle, give all allies besides yourself SHARED*.
--Shared: Your damage is increased proportionally to the damage value of the Special used by the player who gave this buff. (1 damage = 0.1% more damage from this buff)

Daily Dinkster: At the start of each battle, gain a random buff for 5 seconds. Each time a buff applied to you wears off, if you have 10 buffs or less, gain a random buff for 5 seconds.

Steamed Ham: Your Primary applies STEAMED*. Your Secondary gives you HAMS* for 20 seconds.
--Steamed: Deals damage upon wearing off, equal to 50% of the damage of the hit that applied this debuff.
--Hams: Restores 1 HP upon wearing off.

Meat Mallet: Your Special's GCD is reduced by 0.2 seconds and deals 30% more damage, but your movement speed is moderately lowered. If you are a Heavyblade, the movement speed penalty is not applied and the length of your invulnerability time is increased slightly.

Jokebot 3000: Increases damage, movement speed, and GCD speed by a random amount. At the start of each battle, reroll this item.

Victor Quartermaine: Your Secondary deals 0.33% more damage for each gold your allies besides yourself have. When this amount is above 100%, your Secondary's GCD becomes 0.3 seconds.

Scribbles of the World's Rules: Every time you use your Secondary, reduce the remaining cooldown on your Special by 2 seconds. If you are a Wizard, reset and ULTRACHARGE your Special instead.

Dust: Every second, spray dust that deals 50 damage to nearby opponents. This also triggers every time you use an ability.

Peeled Giratina: When you would be knocked out by damage, give yourself TIMESTOP for 10 seconds and become immune to damage. When TIMESTOP wears off, take damage. If your allies deal damage 50 times before TIMESTOP wears off, you are healed for 2 HP and TIMESTOP is removed.

Light Turner's Death Note: Your abilities deal 60% less damage. Your damaging abilities apply SHEER HEART ATTACK*.
--Sheer Heart Attack: Deals 100 damage when it wears off for each time this debuff was applied.

Schizo Seamine: Each time you move 20 rabbitleaps, deal 3000 damage in a wide area and take damage.

Spaceballs: The Flamethrower: At the start of each battle, shoot horizontally, dealing 300 damage and applying 5 types of BURN.

Home Physio Belt: At the end of each battle, restore 10 HP to all allies. 20% chance to shield damage when you get hit. Breaks after taking damage once.

Crystal Skull Vodka: At the end of each battle, permanently deal 8% more damage and move slightly slower.

Cool Flaming Skeleton with Keyboard with the G Highlighted: Each time you use your Defensive, give yourself G*. The buff stacks up to 10 times.
--G: Your damage is increased by 5%.

Skeleton Smoking a Cigarette: Your Special applies CIGAR BURN*. If you are an Assassin, your Special deals 50% more damage.
--Cigar Burn: Deals damage once per second. Deals damage on wearing off equal to the hit that applied this debuff.

Moped Skeleton: Every 3 seconds, add 1 charge to this item. For each charge on this item, your Secondary deals 5% more damage and you move slightly faster. Attacks that hinder your movement no longer do so.

Roasted Picture: Your Primary applies BURN, your Secondary applies a different BURN, and your Special applies yet another kind of BURN. When you use your Defensive, give yourself ROAST*.
--Roast: Damage dealt by debuffs is increased by 50%.

Beta Regigigas: Your damage is increased by 50%. The size of your attacks is increased by 100%. At the start of the battle, give yourself SLOW START*.
--Slow Start: Move considerably slower. You deal 50% less damage.

Calamity Mod OST: Using your Defensive gives all allies ELEGY for 10 seconds. If you are a Dancer, also give all allies SUPER for 5 seconds.

Small Oirish Man: At the start of each battle, become IRISH* for 60 seconds. If you are a Druid, your Special and Defensive have a 10% chance to give all allies IRISH* for 10 seconds.
--Irish: Your luck is increased by 50%.

Chinese translation graciously given by 千草allin.