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Content Type: Addon
Addon Type: Map
Addon Tags: Fun, Roleplay, Scenic
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29 Jan @ 12:35am
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jittleyang_paradeicide

In 1 collection by a real dezynjik
Restored ASG - Mass Mapder Murds
9 items
Description
"Let me Guess your a Fuhuhluhtoogan. Typical."

THIS IS A HEAVILY CENSORED REUPLOAD
THERE IS NO DISTURBING TEXT, IMAGERY OR AUDIO
... I mean, it depends.



Briefing
Baltimore, 2006.

You once were an upstanding Fuhuhluhtoogan citizen. There is a jittleyang parade marching right outside of your home.

Arm up and go outside to kill every single jittleyang and their allies in your neighbourhood.

This is a fan remaster of the original mаssacre map by Chill (a social guarantee), which has been nuked from most platforms for quite an obvious reason. I decided to heavily modify it and reupload it to the Steam Workshop after carefully examining the map for any NSFL content and coming to the conclusion that the core of the map is probably safe for uploading here.

If you're yeah yeah, now i get it offended by this, you are a jittleyang and not a fuhuhluhtoogan.


Features
  • An entire neighbourhood of jittleyangs for you to shoot up
  • No allies but your shotgun
  • Cops just metropolice will storm suburbia once you are spotted going outside (for the first time in your life)
  • Your homemade shed containing a few grenades
  • German tunes to kill the jittleyangs to (Rammstein - Du hast)
  • No leaks and no map errors anymore
  • Way more detail compared to the first entries
  • Interesting individuals residing in the neighbourhood
  • A double espresso with extra foam...


Credits
  • a social guarantee (Chill) - The original map
  • Rammstein - BGM
  • Me - Adding a nice map thumbnail, making literally everything politically correct in Hammer, replacing the flags, adding some new easter eggs, recompiling the map with HDR/LDR support and possibly making this .bsp a bitсh to run on low-end PCs.


The map is named "jittleyang_paradeicide" and is located in the Others tab.
I am not going to say what the original map's name was, but you can probably guess.
The weapon base used in the screenshots is TacRP.
The enemies do stop spawning, but only if you hide in a house or something.
If you find any weird sh*t in one the houses, that was just me messing around and testing my scripting abilities in Hammer.
I hope you have enough functioning braincells to realize that I posted this not because I hate jittleyangs, but because I think this map is just neat to play.

Have fun!

Tags: neighbourhood, district, npc, battle, war
17 Comments
Aiden_Furrion 23 Jul @ 10:20pm 
Only my weapons understands me
:serban::IAMSOLAME:
OctoInk 12 Jun @ 11:47am 
10/18/1997
Must face the possibility that I am only uninfected person in Paradise. Air force must napalm entire town... ensure this madness doesn't contaminate rest of country! Wait! I hear... music? Damn! It IS music! Better chck this out...
Rakova Poslastica 1 Jun @ 4:44pm 
real ahh jittleyang fuhuilihtooligang
"what the fuck is a jittleyang" :steamsad:
GenericName 22 Mar @ 9:03am 
the internet archive:
RARÓG 21 Feb @ 11:56am 
what do you mean it depends?
DoomQuake95 12 Feb @ 6:43pm 
There is at least one reupload on alternative sites that have archived a social guarantee's maps if ya'll want the original. look around
The Hat Man 11 Feb @ 7:13pm 
@Doctor Crack honestly all these maps were kinda shitty nazi edgelord maps,s ome of them make good weapons testing but thats about it
Pinocheat 8 Feb @ 6:39pm 
@GenericName Guess my memory served me wrong
GenericName 8 Feb @ 5:21pm 
@Doctor Crack the NWA and Linkin Park posters were part of the original map