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Timburger

Tim ran out of money, so he got a job at a restaurant called emm... burg ehh... kink? ahh "Burger kick", but as you know, his cooking skills sucked, and his boss kicked him out of the restaurant.
The boss couldn't find a good replacement cook, so he rehired Tim... what? to burn down the kitchen again? nah! he rehired him as the restaurant's mascot to promote the replacement chef's work.
As for Tim, he just stood there dressed as a hamburger (the hamburger was made of a hamburger) holding a sign with both hands, getting kicked all the time by kids passing by.
From so many kicks, Tim's hamburger suit stuck to his body, merging together and becoming part of him.
Now he gets kicked by everyone in town who passes by...
(btw, the sign was poorly written in sauce from keptchu packets, it say... "Borgchief wateredd?")

(...It's too late to say that the sign was a recycled sign that said "Kick my butt-ger?")