Barotrauma

Barotrauma

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Drunk Diving

Description
Ever thought your submarine pilot was too sober to dodge those crushing depths, leviathans, and icebergs? Worry no more! Introducing:

"Drunk Diving"

a Barotrauma mod that lets your crewmates "improve" their helming skills by chugging enough vodka to fuel a nuclear reactor!

How it works:
  • The drunker you are, the BETTER you pilot! Chug that ethanol, whiskey, or mysterious fungal hooch, and watch your helm skill skyrocket as your vision blurs.
  • S*ber? Congrats, you’re now not even close to navigate at your full potential. Accidentally reverse into a thermal vent? Blame it on your criminal lack of intoxication.
  • Perfect for roleplaying as that one crewmate who insists they’re a "better driver after a few drinks".
  • Watch as your crew debates whether the captain’s drunken zig-zagging is "tactical evasion" or "a cry for help".
  • Drinking until you are medically brain-dead however, makes it a bit harder to steer, so drink responsibly (or don't).



    Disclaimer:
    This mod is 100% scientifically inaccurate (and ethically questionable). Do not try this in real life , on Europa, or in any universe where physics cares about your poor life choices.


    The Neurotrauma Version can be found here
    Overrides Vanilla Drunk Affliction.


    (Note: Not responsible for crushed submarines, "offended" crewmates, or existential dread caused by s*ber helmsmen.)
24 Comments
John tf2 8 Jul @ 4:50pm 
Czech simulator
Errorcodenull 2 May @ 9:46pm 
I'd love a combination of better alcohol and drunk driving
ALE199 25 Apr @ 8:35am 
will do, after I get content from Better Alcohol if they are fine
CmbMdc  [author] 25 Apr @ 8:17am 
@ALE199 Yes that is absolutely fine, would be nice if you would link my mod in the description ^^
ALE199 25 Apr @ 7:17am 
Hello! I wanted to make an version of this mod that's essentially this but with also Better Alcohol changes, would it be fine if I include your version into Better Alcohol?
mereallylikejapan 24 Apr @ 3:01am 
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?

Early in the morning!
This is so f**ng realistic
Numbers 26 Mar @ 6:39am 
excellent.
Ms.Ixatoke 25 Mar @ 6:10pm 
Czech simulator
handsomelon 1 Mar @ 5:55am 
Czech simulator