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Inside Joke Set 8

Here we are yet again. 24 more items and 4 more potions to bring more chaos, betrayal, chortles and all that jazz to your runs. What else is there to say at this point except that I have plans for even more stupidity to come.

Items added in this set:

Gaston's Ultimate Taco Bell: Deals 60 damage around yourself whenever you use your Primary. Triggers effects that happen when you use your Secondary. You have a 20% chance each time you use your Secondary to give all allies HASTE.

Sign of the Change: Throw a magic ball that deals 20 damage twice and applies STUPID whenever you use your Secondary. Triggers effects that happen when you use your Primary. You have a 10% chance each time you use your Primary to give yourself BIG STUPID for 8 seconds (adversely affected by luck).
--Stupid: Each time the afflicted enemy takes damage from loot, they take additional damage.
--BIG Stupid: Your loot items deal only 1 damage.

Jingling Keys: Whenever you use your Special, gain brief invulnerability, erase nearby projectiles, and give yourself FLUTTERSTEP. Triggers effects that happen when you use your Defensive. You have a 10% chance each time you use your Defensive to deal 500 damage around yourself and give all allies STONESKIN for 3 seconds.

Jackie's Box: Your max HP is decreased by 1. On pickup, this item gets a number between 1 and 3. This item gains effects depending on the result:
1: At the start of battle, give yourself BOMB THIEF. Your Primary applies CURSE.
2: At the start of battle, give yourself EDWIN. Using your Special reduces your active cooldowns by 2 seconds.
3: At the start of battle, give yourself ICE CREAM. Your Secondary applies FROSTBURN.
--Bomb Thief: Your Special applies RIGGED (10 seconds) against enemies with a debuff.
--Rigged: When this wears off, deal 500 damage.
--Edwin: Your abilties and loot with cooldowns deal 30% more damage. Every second, your remaining cooldowns are reduced by 1 second.
--Ice Cream: Your GCDs are reduced by 20% and your mobility is increased.
--Frostburn: Deals damage each second. Upon wearing off, deals damage equal to 10x the strength.

Day-Old Donut: On pickup, gains 1 charge. Every time you take damage, lose 3 gold and add 1 charge to this item (max. 25). For every charge on this item, deal 5% more damage but become slightly unluckier. At the start of each hallway, restore 3 HP.

Bug Andy: Eat a BUG every time you use your Secondary.
--Bug: Your GCDs are increased by 0.05 seconds, but you deal 5% more damage. This effect is stackable.

The Baked Bean Incident: Your Secondary applies BEANS. When you use your Secondary, you have a 20% chance to give yourself PTSD for 3 seconds.
--Beans: Each time the afflicted enemy takes damage from Secondaries, they take additional damage.
--PTSD: You cannot attack. Your movement speed is maximized.

Squeaky Gamer Chair: Every time you move a rabbitleap, deal 20 damage to all enemies.

Stolen Volcano Spear: At the start of battle, give a random ally besides yourself BLAZING. If you are a Wizard or are the only player, instead give yourself BLAZING.
--Blazing: Your Primary applies BURN.

Thwompllace: At the start of battle, give yourself HEAVY. Every 10 seconds, shoot a beam straight down that deals 250 damage.

The Intruder: At the start of battle, give yourself VANISH (30 seconds). Your Secondary no longer breaks VANISH, but deals 50% less damage. Your movement speed is moderately increased. Get 2 coins after each battle.

Box of Trinkets: Every 5 seconds, make your trinket flash, then give yourself a random buff for 5 seconds. While you have 10 or more buffs on you, this item no longer triggers, but your GCDs become 0.5 seconds.

Dancan the Werewolf: Starts battle in an inactive state. After dealing damage with your Primary 50 times, this item activates. While active, your Primary deals 50% more damage and has its radius increased by 50% and your movement speed is maximized. Your mobility is increased at all times.

Princess Peach-a-Roni and Ribs: On pickup, roll 3 6-sided dice. The total result of all 3 rolls will be shown as charges on this item.
Your GCDs are reduced by 5-30% depending on the first result.
Your damage is increased by 5-30% depending on the second result.
Your movement speed is increased and your HP is increased by up to 2 depending on the third result.

Groundhog Day Blu-Ray: Every 20 seconds, your HP gets set to the amount of HP you had 10 seconds ago.

Rusty Spoon: Using your Defensive gives you RABBITLUCK (10 seconds). Every 15 seconds, you have a 1% chance to take 3 undodgeable damage (adversely affected by luck).

Promblem Slover: Your abilities and loot that deal less than this item's damage (80) now deals this item's damage, regardless of other ability or loot effects.
Your abilities and loot that have cooldowns greater than this item's cooldown (30 seconds) now copy this item's cooldown, regardless of other ability or loot effects.
Your abilities with GCDs greater than 1.5 seconds now have their GCDs set to 1.5 seconds, regardless of other ability or loot effects.

Alex Yiik: At the start of battle, give all allies ELEGY for 20 seconds. After 20 seconds, give all allies WARCRY for 20 seconds. After 40 seconds, give all allies SMITE for 20 seconds. After 60 seconds, give all allies TRANQUILITY. After 80 seconds, deal 5000 damage to all enemies and 1 undodgeable damage to allies besides yourself.

Graphic Exorcism: Your Special applies ERASER TOOL for 10 seconds.
--Eraser Tool: If the damage the afflicted enemy takes while active exceeds their remaining health, they take that much damage and this wears off.

Caveman: Your Primary deals 20% less damage, but applies FROSTBURN. Every 5 times you apply a debuff, give yourself STONESKIN for 5 seconds. Every 25 times debuffs you applied deal damage, give yourself VANISH for 5 seconds.

Microwave Time Machine: You become unlucky. Double the damage and halve the cooldown of the previous item you picked up. Whenever your previous item is activated, gain HASTE for 5 seconds, then deal 100 damage to all enemies and apply SPARK.

The Eight Button: Every 8 times you use an ability, give yourself EIGHT. Every 8 times you apply buffs or debuffs, give yourself EIGHT. Every 8 times a % chance triggers, give yourself EIGHT. Every time you move 8 rabbitleaps, give yourself EIGHT.
--Eight: Many of your stats are increased by 8%.
>Note: All four sources of EIGHT are different buffs.

Turters: At the start of battle, give yourself STONESKIN. After STONESKIN applied to you wears off, give allies besides yourself STONESKIN. You have a 10% chance each time you use your Defensive to give yourself STONESKIN. Your movement speed is moderately reduced.

Schnappi Scary Skeleton: Whenever a debuff you apply wears off, become UNMANAGEABLE. At the start of battle, whenever you take damage, and whenever you use your Defensive, give yourself SKELETON TRICK for 5 seconds.
--Unmanageable: Move really, really fast. Whenever you move, gain brief invulnerability and leap in that direction.
--Skeleton Trick: Does nothing. There's a skeleton inside you.


Potions added by this mod:

Rabbit and Stew: At the end of battle, hurt all allies and restore your HP equal to the damage. Lasts until the next stage.

Worm Potion: Start each battle with Rabbitluck, Berserk, Refresh or Repeat for 30 seconds. Lasts until the next stage.

Angry Bull Potion: Deal 30% more damage and your Primary applies Sap. Lose 3 max health. Lasts until the next stage.

Prismatic Lacewing in a Jar: Every 5 seconds, summon a butterfly to aid you in combat. Lasts until the next stage.


Credits:

Thubmail art created by my friend Little Turnip.
Chinese translation provided by 千草allin.