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Inside Joke Set 9

Adds in (get this) 24 items and (hold your applause) 4 potions. Yeah, I know, I said it. Clap now.
Create more chaos and distress with these poorly-balanced effects based off of stupid jokes.

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Chinese translation provided by 千草allin.


Items added in this mod:

Mr. Twisty's Twisted Cheese Curls: Your max HP is increased by 1. Whenever a buff applied to you wears off, you have a 10% chance to restore 1 HP.

Yo-Yo: When you use your Primary, give all allies YO(1) for 8 seconds. When you use your Secondary, give all allies YO(2) for 8 seconds. Your cooldowns are reduced by 0.2 seconds every second for each buff on you.
--Yo: Decrease your GCDs by 5%.

Grandpa Bed: You deal 50% more damage and your GCDs are reduced by 30%. At the start of each battle, become SLEEPY.
--Sleepy: GCDs are increased by 50% and movement speed is greatly reduced. You can only use your Secondary. Wears off when you take damage.

The Globglogabgalab: At the end of each battle, get 1 exp for each time you used an ability. Permanently deal 1% more damage for every 50 exp this item has given you.

One Skeond: Every time this activates, reset the cooldown on your other loot items. At the start of each battle, roll a six-sided dice to determine this item's cooldown.
1: Activates every 20 seconds.
2: Activates every 16 seconds.
3: Activates every 12 seconds.
4: Activates every 8 seconds.
5: Activates every 4 seconds.
6: Activates every second.
This item's cooldown is unaffected by effects that change or reset cooldowns.

RadicalSoda's Awesome Pokemon Evaluation: After each battle, the duration of buffs you apply is permanently increased by 10%.

Morpha's Bubble Bag: Your loot items deal 30% more damage. Your movement speed is moderately increased. Using your Defensive gives you PACKRAT for 3 seconds.
--Packrat: Every second, reduce the remaining cooldown on your loot by 2 seconds. Your loot deals 100% more damage.

Better Equipment Than Yours: Copy all other players' increases to Primary, Secondary, Special, and Defensive damage. You deal 10% more damage.

Hand Mortar: Every 15 seconds, fire an explosive at your target, dealing 750 damage in an area and applying BURN to enemies, as well as dealing damage to players in that area. Other loot items have a 50% larger radius.

Saw: The Videogame: Your GCDs are reduced by 40% and your movement speed is greatly increased. If you are not near the center, you deal 40% less damage.

Dubiously Legal Chinese Game Console: Your Defensive deals 120 damage to all enemies and applies SPARK. Debuffs you apply last 100% longer, but deal 30% less damage.

Kevin the Pixelmon: At the end of each battle, give 5 gold to each ally, and for every ally you give gold to, gain 1 level. If you are playing solo, at the end of each battle, lose 10 gold, and if you do, gain 4 levels.

7 GRAND DAD: Using your Secondary 7 times in a row gives you GRAND DAD.
--Grand Dad: Deal 30% more damage, move faster, and reduce your GCDs by 20%. Shield you from the next damage you take, then wears off.

Artificial Youtuber: Every 10 seconds, cleave a random part of the arena, dealing 500 damage.

Booty Boot: Starts each battle with 1 charge. Every time you move 20 rabbitleaps, add 1 charge to this item. For each charge on this item, you deal 5% more damage, your cooldowns are reduced by 1 second, and your movement speed is slightly increased.

Expensive MOBA Skin: Every second, randomize your levitation ring's color, reset your GCD, and reduce your remaining cooldowns by 2 seconds. At the start of each hallway, lose all of your coins.

German Naruto: Your abilities deal 30% more damage and have a 30% larger radius. Your max HP is increased by 2. You become slightly unluckier.

Pakistan McDonald's Sonic Game: Deal 20% less damage. Your GCDs are reduced randomly between 20-50% every time you use an ability.

Large Movie Theater Bucket with One-Year Free Popcorn Deal: On pickup, lose 40 coins. Every time you use your Primary, give yourself REFRESH (3 seconds).
--Refresh: Every second, your remaining cooldowns are reduced by 1 second.

The Crab Cycle: Every 5 seconds, give yourself CRAB (6 seconds).
--Crab: Slightly increases movement speed. This effect is stackable.

Belt (Second Form): Your abilities deal 30% more damage and your loot deals 50% more damage. Your abilities have a 20% larger radius. At the start of each battle, give allies besides yourself LESS COOL BELT.
--Less Cool Belt: Deal 10% less damage.

Content Aware Cid: Your damage is increased by 20% + 10% for each time this item was damaged before breaking. Your cooldowns are reduced by 2 seconds + 1 second for each time this item was damaged before breaking. Your movement speed is greatly increased. Breaks after taking damage 4 times.

The UP and DOWN Attack: Each time you use an attack, fire a delayed arrow that deals 40 damage and alternates between applying UP and DOWN (3 seconds).
--Up: If hit by a Secondary, deals additional damage (50 strength). Wears off if you apply Down.
--Down: If hit by a Special, deals additional damage (150 strength). Wears off if you apply Up.

The Boat Cart: Whenever you move 5 rabbitleaps, gain brief invulnerability and leap in that direction. Your abilities that hinder movement no longer do so.