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RMS NO PANIC (Titanic)

RMS NO PANIC

To New New York V, Alpha Centauri

Unparalleled Luxury! Extraordinary Journey!

Embark on a voyage unlike any other aboard the magnificent RMS NO PANIC, a celestial liner of grand design. Experience the boundless wonders of space travel in unparalleled comfort and style. Our state-of-the-art vessel, a marvel of engineering, ensures a smooth and swift passage to the vibrant metropolis of New New York V, a shining star in the Alpha Centauri system.

Fares:

First Class: $4,350 (Staterooms with private promenades and celestial vistas)
Second Class: $1,750 (Elegant cabins, refined dining salons)
Third Class: $30 (Comfortable berths, communal gathering spaces)
The Galaxy's Finest Slice, Right Here! (This is where Irish people ride)

Arriving in the bustling cityscape of New New York V, you'll discover a culinary gem: The celebrated Joe's Pizza, serving the very best pizza in the galaxy, direct from Earth's traditions!

Secure Your Passage Now!

Space is at a premium. Contact the Interstellar Transit Authority for bookings.


Credits: @Supermaxandchloe, Redditor: Desperate-Grocery-53

Ameneties:

Captains Deck,
Dining areas,
Breakroom,
Dancing salon,
several cabins for any budget,
Machine room.

If your budget does not allow for buying a ticket, we are still looking to hire coal sovlers.
We pay handsomely! One bag of potatoes per voyage and a nickle.
Or apply as a lookout, Icy comets aren't much of a concern, due to the robust construction, but the unions forced us to hire one. You will be payed in free oisters during the trip and you can keep the compass.
Binoculars may be provided... or not.