Spytech recently hired an alchemist for their "Esoteric Spy Gear" division, a knucklehead who thought he could somehow fool the elemental spirit of fire by designing a very toasty jacket, reasoning that the flame would lose interest in someone already boiling on the inside.

Lying on the hospital bed afterwards, charred asbestos embedded in his flesh, the Spy made a point to send Spytech a very angry letter.

- 4 jigglebones
- Paintable
- Can wear hats