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Legion of United Nations Officer - Cybercromancy

Name: [Protected Under LUN Security Protocol]
Nickname: LUN Officer
Age: ~38
Nationality: British
Religion: Agnostic
Affiliation: Legion of United Nations
Skills: Psychological Operations, Interrogation Tactics, Field Command & Coordination, High-Pressure Tactical Decision Making, Yelling, Multilingual, Propaganda Scripting
Cybernetics: Vocal Cord Reinforcement
Medical Conditions: High blood pressure, Chronic caffeine addiction, Mild PTSD, Severe Authority Complex

Confirmed Crimes:
- Forced a civilian to confess under duress because he 'looked smug'
- Ordered a full-scale building sweep because someone sneezed during briefing (Five civilians got harmed)
- Personally detained and slapped a Boltec operator for 'radioing in too informally'
- Claimed an entire hospital full of cancer patients as an 'command post'

Confirmed Good Deeds:
- Stayed silent for a full 9 seconds during a hostage negotiation, resulting in an actual peaceful surrender

Description:
A one-woman military tribunal in a war skirt. Walks like a drill sergeant possessed by Margaret Thatcher. Her voice is both a command and a weapon, classified by some Arcanum survivors as 'psychological artillery'. She smokes cigars that smell like scorched bureaucracy, and drinks jet-black coffee brewed with contempt for peacetime.

Has zero tolerance for hesitation. Has negative tolerance for disobedience.

Known for her ruthless efficiency and apocalyptic temper, she walks through warzones like she’s inspecting a failing boarding school. If the mission doesn’t justify civilian casualties, she’ll write a new doctrine that does. She wears her LUN badge like a weaponized sacrament, and when things get really bad, she removes her sunglasses, no one has ever survived eye contact.

Preferred Weapons:
- Pistols, any caliber
- Small or medium caliber Rifles
- Shotguns
- Offensive Strike Beacons

Tips (from a LUN Commando):
- Don’t talk back. Don’t talk at all.
- If she’s quiet, someone’s about to be demoted.
- Always mention human rights.
- She remembers everything. Including that one time you sneezed during briefing in 2079.
- Always give her the comms. If she has to ask, someone’s getting reassigned to latrine duty in India.

Tactical Tips (from Abaddon AI):
- Her personal radio links directly to a LUN orbital strike beacon. If you gain access to her comms frequency and trigger the strike command remotely, you can rain down her own firepower on her position.
- Jam her encrypted LUN comms and flood her with Boltec ragebait memes.
- Use civilians as shields, she doesn’t know if she should shoot, arrest, or offer them pamphlets.
- She wears a skirt. No armor. One well-placed shot and she’s grounded.
- Her vocal cords make her loud. A precise shot to the neck will silence her permanently and disable squad coordination entirely.