Total War: ROME II - Emperor Edition

Total War: ROME II - Emperor Edition

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How to be a Roman Playboy
By Zeronomus
This guide is going to whip you filthy plebs onto the rightfully glorious path of a Roman playboy. Even wanted all of the beautiful women at the local olive grove to flock to you in droves? Well now they well. This guide is scientifically proven to increase your swagger and sexual appeal by over 100%.
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Step 1: Choosing a House
Pick House Junia. Only plebs play as Julia or Cornelia.
Step 2: Choosing Difficulty
Play on Legendary difficulty. If you want to be a ripped, olive skinned, sexual god of a Roman, you must play on Legendary.
Step 3: City Strategies
In all your cities, build only Public Baths, as they will be the centerpiece of your stud empire's intense love making.
Step 4: Military Strategies
Recruit only Vigiles.
Step 5: Relax
Sit back and relax, watching your vast empire of stud playboys as they are steamrolled into the dust by your enemies. Your mission as bronze pimpgod of the Romans is now complete.
43 Comments
Klappspaten 8 May, 2022 @ 3:08pm 
"Recruit only Vigiles."
EdolfDripler 20 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01pm 
Hah! Pleb, you play Divide Et Impera with the Julia! For they are the best! And remember to ignore all alliances and piss off every other nation! Just as Rome would.
sesame something sweet 28 Nov, 2020 @ 6:37am 
so this is just the Tub Kingdom walkthrough
piddyx 17 Oct, 2020 @ 12:39am 
What this guy said
:stealing:
YolkOnYou 11 Oct, 2020 @ 5:01pm 
I'm sure you're the funniest kid in the eight grade, but I'd change your name so you might forget being a cringe lord.
Jawsh 11 Oct, 2020 @ 4:03pm 
only plebs play junia c r i n g e
Dr Josh M. 29 Sep, 2020 @ 4:34pm 
uhhh based
YolkOnYou 30 Sep, 2016 @ 7:47am 
Make love, not war Setesh.
Setesh 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:30am 
My Vigiles are getting owned, wat do
Zeronomus  [author] 27 Aug, 2015 @ 3:52pm 
Yes.