The Talos Principle

The Talos Principle

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This got leaked from the Croteam beta database. More jammer colors DLC leaked for all to enjoy for free, instead of the previous $5.95 sold/ea. before.
Items (12)
More Jammer Colors - Azure Jammer
Azure? What's a zure? Is it like updog? Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because everyone likes selecting from 10 pre-baked colors....
More Jammer Colors - Black Jammer
oh no it black but look brown it are a ray cist pls jel dis guise Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because I like going back on the "10" in the Azure description earlier. Also there is no hexahedron in background I am not adertising pls stop....
More Jammer Colors - Blue Jammer
Why so blue? Because I'm in this what, 4 block-tall tunnel, and the room above me is a spike trap of "Diode". Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because I want the most people subscribing to my 3 minute - I mean, work that took 3 days to create. Yeah. ...
More Jammer Colors - Cyan Jammer
Sigh yan? You mean turd quoise, right? Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because everyone likes crappy images obviously shopped....
More Jammer Colors - Green Jammer
It's not easy being green, probably because green dudes can't flip. Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because people are too lazy to do a 5 second modification....
More Jammer Colors - Lime Jammer
No longer is the silver lining now liming, but it also reminds me of when you order "lime" flavor and get lemon! Cool! I want melons too! Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because you can break your game by subscribing to all 10 of these. That's why y...
More Jammer Colors - Orange Jammer
Orange you glad this pun - okay, okay! Orange! Like the Voon show! Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because oranges are orange, limes are lime, violets are violet and poop is poop....
More Jammer Colors - Pink Jammer
Because pink is a common feminine color, that jammer had to be angled seductively. Did it work? :D Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because 37dI)NI\dd SO7V_|_ 3H_|- went out of style along with ,euuuuer....
More Jammer Colors - Purple Jammer
Some purple just don't like it. I mean, "boys" have blue and azure, and "girls" have pink and purple! But no white and gold! White is that?! Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because pink waterfalls exist....
More Jammer Colors - Red Jammer
Building apport, I guess. Also, have you red the new story about red jammers? It was something like... "COME ON AND JAM! AND WELCOME TO MICROSOFT SAM! SARA!" Was that it? Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because you'd be a maroon to think dark blood-...
More Jammer Colors - White Jammer
helphelphelphelpglowhelphelphelphelphelphelphelp helPart of thelp Morelp Jammelpr Colpors "helpack", becauselp glows arelpn't going out of stylelp any timelp soon. Shhhelp......
More Jammer Colors - Yellow Jammer
Wait, I thought jammers were already ye- ye- (no description) (no description)(no description)(no description) Part of the More Jammer Colors "pack", because to keep with the trend I have to put "Energize" somewhere in here. Someone will get the joke. :D...