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Vintage Bonk Set

€œMy secretary left a note on my desk from a concerned customer asking why the hell would a teleporter company would be making vending machines. Well it all started back with the bread scandal, people were demanding their money back and throwing fancy medical lingo at us like ‘tumor’ or ‘death.’ I and my counsel knew we were going bankrupt and needed a way out. Just when we were about to lose hope some poor sucker of a company came to us asking to make them vending machines, they said something about “their whole consumer base writing to them to make vending machines.€ Frankly, I and my advisors didn’t give a damn why they wanted them made, all we wanted to know how much the pay was and how many needed to be made. Our workers didn’t have any experience with making vending machines so we fired them and hired a bunch of new workers to make us a brand new line of vending machines. Thing is, a lot of the workers we hired snuck right back in under different names, problem with that is all they know is making teleporters, so instead of your soda dropping in the machine it would drop somewhere in the arctic circle. Eventually we sorted everything out and got a solid 73% chance of the drink not being teleported!€
- Letter from the CEO of TeleMax© Corporation


This addon includes a bonk vending machine and a bonk bottle. The machine has 3 bodygroups, one for bottles, one for cans, and one with nothing on the inside, so you can put whatever you want in it. Both models come with red and blue skins (that goes for the bottles and cans in the machine as well). The bottle has a removeable and poseable cap, and the liquid is removeable as well, however as of now you cannot yet pose the liquid and it does not have jiggle bones, it does however have a slight glow too it.

WARNING: The models in this set use high res images and might lag older computers, use at your own risk.

No need to credit me in videos, however if someone asks where you got the bottle or machine from point them in the right direction.

Enjoy!

UPDATE: now includes bodygroup to remove the bottle

Includes:
props_movies\vintage_bonk\bonk_bottle.mdl
props_movies\vintage_bonk\bonk_machine.mdl


The song in the video is "kickstart my heart" by Mötley Crüe, i do not own this song nor did i make it. I do love it though.