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Da Culinary Tale of Da Poo Poo

After serving out his 2012 community service sentence, Martin Ssempa told the Makerere mayor to go "eat da poo poo," stole a secret weaponized russian spaceship hidden in Uganda by converting its guards to homosexuality with the gay porn he 'researches,' and left Earth with his five gay-bashing friends to find a new planet. After several decades, they found a new world that was not only habitable, but also grantedeternal life to anyone who set foot on it, making them the galaxy's problem forever. After purging the planet's mono-gendered native species of all homosexuality and forcing them to rename their planet "New Makerere," Martin Ssempa was finally ready to get back to business as usual and tear the galaxy a new religious bunghole from which to eat da poo poo out of.