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Mt Cretinous

You, Roderick Moldavious McCretinous the Third, have inherited the isle of your forefathers, for generations the sacred home of your family. Alas, your father went a bit doolally in his old age and built absurdly expensive infrastructure all over it, squandering your inheritance in the process. Probably a good idea to try and con some citizens into using them, maybe that way you can repay some of your inherited loans to the Yakuza.