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Skeletons To Boners

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, skeletons to boners.

Turns all skeletons into boners, including the ones in Dawnguard.

Features:
-Changes the names of skeletons to "Boners"
-Changes all references to "skeletons" or "bones" to a variation of "boner" dependant upon context
-Adds two named swords, both found in Whiterun; one where boners lay, and one where boners stay.


FAQ:
Q: What's the point?
A: I like calling skeletons "boners", so I changed their names to "Boner".

Q: Has this already been made?
A: I honestly don't know. I assume it has because of its simplicity, but I wanted to make my own anyway.

Q: Isn't this "dirty", "sexual", or otherwise "inappropriate"?
A: I guess it could be, depending on how you look at it. I think that could go for anything, though. I just like to call skeletons "boners", and I thought other people might, too.

Q: What do I do if I find a skeleton you missed?
A: Let me know and I'll try to fix it.

Q: Does this conflict with anything?
A: This could potentially conflict with anything that tampers with boners.

Q: Did you change the draugr, too?
A: No, but I considered calling them "Fleshy Boners". Maybe next time. (UPDATE: You can find that mod here: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=685405770 )

Q: How can I support you and this awesome mod you have made that I love so much?
A: A six pack or a bottle of Kahlua would be nice.

Q: What does "FSO" mean?
A: Frequently Stated Opinions

FSO:
O: This is juvenile.
R: Iknowyouarebutwhatami?

O: The swords may be a little overpowered.
R: They're for killing boners. If it takes more than one hit to kill them anyway, you're Skyriming wrong.

Nexus link: ( http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/71710/? )

Change Log:
-1.1 (5/15/2016) - Added some missed skeletons and skulls to the boner list.