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Macho Miners

Dear spider lords,

It has come to our attention that rival company Jomang has an incredibly successful game about mining and exploring caves. We at <mod author> feel this infringes on our (greed-given) right to be successful. As such, we are pursuing legal action against Jomang and their Mineshaft videogame.

With that sad news out of the way, we have been legally advised are very eager to disclose announce our latest project, MACHO! MINERS!!.

MACHO! MINERS!! is all about mining and exploring caves.

You explore caves to mine ore and you mine ore to improve your Two-Handed skill. (We call that synergy.) You can then smelt any ore you mine to improve your Smithing skill. (Double synergy!) You can even attack ore veins with a pickaxe to improve your One-Handed skill. (ANGER-@#$%ING-MANAGEMENT!)

The best part of all?

ABSOLUTELY NO SKSE REQUIRED! (Read: SKSE ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED!)

Also, the programmer we contracted (to avoid paying out benefits) spoke some non-sense about not modifying any of the egyptian paper already in the game. We assumed he was attempting to prove his worth and promptly let him go.

Still undecided? We'll leave you with some falsified information celebrity endorsements:

"...I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay [with this]!" - Michael Palin

"NICE!" - John DiMaggio

"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite..." - Jennifer Hale

"A Hideo Kojima game." - Konami