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VloksWaggel Sturm & VloksWaggel Flea GTI

As you are all well aware, VloksWaggel is the worlds largest manufacturer of very average but cheap armored fighting vehicles for all different roles, except anything but Armored Personnel Carriers and Light Attack Vehicles. For the special occasion of the UESC's 19th contest*, VloksWaggel presents its two-piece line-up in the Bloodgulch setting, as created by a fantastic artist by the name of Rivric. No other mods or scripts were used! So without any further ado, I hereby present you the entire catalog of VloksWaggel - 2015!

VLOKSWAGGEL - Das Fähler


VLOKSWAGGEL STURM
The VW Sturm is the rough, dependable and intimidating Armored Personnel Carrier of VloksWaggel. Besides the usual gizmos you are likely to find in any run-of-the-mill APC that runs on both atmospheric and asteroidal environments, there are some extra features in there that make the Sturm really stand out form the crowd. Not only does it sport a projector that encapsulates the APC in a professional greenland camouflage pattern, it is also equipped with an interioir light! Getting in through the heavily armored unique and pattented extending door is made easy by the possibility to lower the rear suspension. However is all else fails, there is always the dependable self-destruct function, which renders the vehicle unsuit for any purpose your foes had in mind with it.

Overall characteristics:
Length: 15.5 m
Width: 8.5 m
Height: 4.5 m
Weight: 144 ton
Nr of blocks: 1308 (incl. door)
Seats: 2+8
Turrets: 2


VLOKSWAGGEL FLEA GTI
The venerable classic reconnaisance and fast engagement- and harrassment tool that is the VW Flea GTI, is known all-around to be a reliable, nimble, if somewhat underarmed, option for any third world country that likes to instill fear in the hearts of their enemies. The Flea is capable of operation under both atmospheric and artificial circumstances. The special GTI edition of this timeless classic includes an imposing mud guard kit, which increase the protection of the tires from any airborn threat, as well as obscuring the vision of the driver's left and right extremeties, so he can more easily focus on his task. Not only is the Flea equipped with all the accessories that are nowadays considered standard for any low-to-mid tier LAV, it also sports adjustable ride height, a projection that encapsulates the flea in a greenland camouflage pattern and a reloadable rocket launcher. However, if your mission takes a turn southwards, dumps his pants full of the sticky stuff and heads for the nearest fan, you can always use the self-destruct feature, which is guaranteed to leave your enemies virtually empty-handed.

Overall characteristics:
Length: 10 m
Width: 7 m
Height: 4.5 m
Weight: 73 ton
Nr of Blocks: 632
Seats: 2
Turrets: 1


Not convinced yet? Let our satisfied customers speak for themselves.


"Still beats walking." -Arthur, about the excellent comfort of the Sturm's chairs


"My doctor thought I'd spent my weekend in a turbocharged tumble dryer." -Shane, a happy Flea GTI driver.


"The insurance company sure did not believe I drove into a wall..." -Henry, after successfully engaging the self-destruct feature in his direst moment.


"Im sure making a mark in the neighborhood!" -Candice, after discovering the full extent of travel on the hydraulic adjustable ride height feature.


"Heck, even a blind man can see it from orbit." -Jeremy, being incredibley impressed with the advanced camouflage technology of the Flea GTI.


"I'd rather eat my spleen then to admit I own one!" -Ernie, a proud owner of the all-new Sturm.




* NOTES: To fully test the self-destruct feature, the savegame must be saved using the destructible block option checked, as it is turned off due to the explosive behaviour that the wheels in SE have proved to possess as of late. Also, if you happened to be judge nr. 3 of UESC contest 18: there is a special little something in these two vehicles, just for you...