Hello! I am El Zorro, and I shall be teaching you how to become a great swordsman like me!

"Wait a minute? Are you a furry?"

Hahahahahahahahaha... no.

Zorro was not a furry, He was America's first superhero. Created by a fellow named Johnston Mculley, who wrote a pulp-fiction novel around Zorro. This novel would later be turned into a silent film named "The Mark of Zorro"(1920) and the legend was born, having several movies, new pulp fiction novels, and even Disney made their own Zorro tv show. Nowadays, Zorro does not get much attention as he used to, but that does not stop him from doing what he does best. What he does best, is defending the innocent and oppressed against tyranny, and evil.


Perfect description for what I now do. I carry the title of Zorro in order to fight the oppressive and nightmarish milita of Kevin Clamely, also known as THE PATRIARCH! If you want your children to live in a world that is safe for them, then it is time to take your rapiers and bring justice to these lawless armies of evil!

-Z

First of all, you have to look the part. You can choose ANY character as long as they have completely black clothing. Then, you must have a black Ski Mask, which shall be the mask of Zorro. I prefer to use Reverend Alberts, due to his dialect, and his color of clothing.









Zorro can also use a black ballistic mask, but i prefer the ski mask, mostly because it looks like a Zorro mask.

Secondly, while this is optional, but obtaining a skin for your sword to make it look flashier and will strike fear into your enemigos.

The perk you will be choosing is BerZerker. Your skilltree will look something like this:































Why? Because blocking skills will save your life. Not only do they help you do incredible amounts of damage without any punishment at all, but the ZED-time skill will also help you tear through armies of larger enemies with ease! Dreadnaught will help you maintain a large pool of health, and Butcher and Massacre tear apart Scrakes and anything else in ZED time.

Your main enemy is the soverign army created by señor Kevin Clamely. There are many types of these creatures, some will be easy kills for Zorro, but others will be more annoying and even deadly.

Trash:
1. Cyst/Clot/Slasher
Ha! These enemigos are hilarious. They die easily, appear in large numbers, and stand out easily. The Cyst is more adorable than deadly, the Clot is annoying, and the Slasher can do a bit more damage due to his fingernails being way longer. And unlike other mercenaries, they are incapable of grabbing you, meaning they are only useful for charging at you once an Elite alpha (a deadlier Clot) will rally them to a charge.

2. Gorefast
A true opponent! These soldiers are quite fearsome, but I quite like them. You know why?

"No"

They have honor! And because of that, they are quite good at their job, and can do a good deal of damage to an unprepared swordsman. However, their larger brothers, the Gorefiends, can be rather annoying, but very useful for triggering your blocking skills.

3. Bloat
Oftentimes, their best chance of killing you is in numbers, or from behind when you try to run. Out in the open, repeatedly stabbing them in the face with your sword until it falls off. Gruesome, I know, but they are cruel enemigos, and you must fight with as much vigor as them.

4. Crawler
Quite annoying, but not the end of the world. They attack in groups of four, and while they can be useful for blocking skills, they can wear down your armor and distract you from other, larger enemigos.

Mid Tier:
1. Siren
Sirens can be quite annoying when standing near a bigger enemigo, or a group of enemigos. They themselves are rather easy, but when they are helping a Scrake or other soldier, you will have a difficult time.

2. Husk
Complete cowards who hide away and launch fire at targets. Pleasant. Getting close to them will not be fun due to their flamethrower, and they are rather stubborn when it comes to fighting in melee battles.

3. Stalker
Stalkers are absolutely annoying. They often block you, their suggestive dance moves prevent you from beheading them, and they come groups of four. Lovely...

Big ZEDS:

1. Scrake
The true opponent of Zorro. Blocking it's abilities are very, VERY important, as not only it can help trigger your block skills to tear them apart, but they do large amounts of damage that can be prevented by blocking.

2. Fleshpounds
More powerful than the Scrake, but only when enraged. Block their attacks when enraged, and they become useless in combat. Tear them apart when not enraged. Quarterpounds are even weaker, and can be torn apart fast.

3. Hans Volter
Señor Volter is rather annoying. keep your health pool high and prevent him from shooting you as much as possible. His melee attacks will mean almost nothing if you continuously block his attacks.

4.The Patriarch
The leader of the army, he had a good aim with his minigun, and his melee attacks do large amounts of damage. However, he has to rely on his minigun to kill you, as his other attacks can be easily countered.

5. King Fleshpound.

The laser is rather annoying, and his shield can cause a longer battle than it needs to be, but otherwise, it is like a normal Fleshpound.

During the first attack, you will not use your Crovel. Si, I understand that it would be easier, but you are a swordsman, not a BerZerker. After the first attack, go to the trader and sell your Crovel and buy the Katana, which you will use for the rest of the game. You are also free to buy the grenade pistol from the Demolitionist's catagory, as it is similar to a flintlock pistol.

The noob:
"How do I buy wepon? (dies)".

The tryhard:
"Just Katana? (Attempts to votekick)".

Zorro supporter:
"Zorro? That sounds amazing!".

Pro player:
"Ok? Why should I care?".

Server filler:
".............................. (dies)".

Special thanks to:
Mr. Dez, the guy in the motorbike helmet who changes his class every three seconds
Kermina, Dez's girlfriend and greatest support my little band of misfits could ever have
Drogo, the fellow in the golden armour and the greatest grammar nazi i could ever want
Johnston Mculley, who created the badass Zorro in the first place in 1919
Tripwire Interactive, for KILLLING IT with this game!






My other guides:

Fisful of Frags: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=500699233
Team Fortress 2: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=578449522
PAYDAY 2: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=501769685
PAYDAY 2 skills: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=505355273





Zorro is owned by Zorro Productions Inc. I do not won the character, nor create him. If i did, i would be as old as dirt...