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Psychological warfare (PSYWAR), or the basic aspects of modern psychological operations (PSYOP), have been known by many other names or terms, including MISO, Psy Ops, Political Warfare, "Hearts and Minds," and propaganda. The term is used "to denote any action which is practiced mainly by psychological methods with the aim of evoking a planned psychological reaction in other people.

As you might expect, we at Polymerizing Methyl Isoprene INC (PMI) have been working hard on our products to bring you quality, and ducks, to the palm of your hands. Or hand if you are that kind of person.

So we present to you the NEW


But, What does it do?

Well, like our other products, it brings the MAGIC of technology to your own moral code.

Watch our for EARRAPE backfire to your own hearing abilities.

And remember, always check your ammo, aim with care and have FUN*!

(* May cause seizures, heart attacks, dementia, cancer and the urge to commit mass murder)