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Welcome to the testıcle of the world, home of economical depression, where suicidal rich folks get to complain about their shallow lives, and more nut jobs inhabit the city than in Texas.
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Gambino Crime Family
One of the richest Italian-American families in the city, mostly known for their encouragement of incest, their secret fingernail-crusted cannoli recipe, and animalistic bond to crime.
They're armed with Shotguns, SMGs, AR-2s and pizza rolls. They're focused on looking after their businesses, families, gesturing wildly and pıssing everyone else off.
Businesses: Racketeering, extortion, fraud, illegal gambling, restaurant, money laundering, murder, robbery, fencing, and getting blamed for bulimia.
Can be seen at The Restaurant, and Gambino Mansion.
Motto: "Call 555-CAKE and get a discount on our new Pizza Cake!"
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Rangda Warlords
An uncontrollable Vietnamese criminal organization made up of Vietnamese pirates and firearm merchants, infamous for smuggling illegal firearms and their major interest in kidnapping young boys. Their slaves can often be heard yelling while being disciplined at the apartment.
Mostly armed with Shotguns, SMGs, Caribous and bagged milk. They help the city's economy by hiring 13 year old boys to gold-farm or make free Adidas for you and your loved ones.
Businesses: Human trafficking, slavery, robbery, firearm trafficking, organ trafficking, extortion, murder, and cooking aborted human fetuses into cuisines.
Can be seen at an abandoned apartment (since they're too poor to afford better headquarters), and the rice fields.
Motto: "Bankers and politicians have a license to steal. We don't need one."
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Asylum Inmates
A mentally disturbed gang made up of the former inmates of Lockwoods High-Security State Penitentiary.
After an unknown incident, they broke free and brutally murdered all the guards and staff.
Some inmates escaped, others decided to stay and take over the entire asylum as their own lunatic sanctuary.
Armed with the previous guards' weapons; Shotguns, SMGs and anal vibrators.
They're genuine, mentally unstable psychopaths, unclouded by remorse or delusions of morality, and will kill on a whim for survival or their own sick pleasure.
Businesses: Using their own poop as war paint while listening to "Ride Of The Valkyries."
Can be seen at Lockwoods High-Security State Penitentiary.
Motto: "BLOOD MIXED WITH SHıT MIXED WITH BLOOD!"
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Zaibatsu Corporation
A large privately owned organization (also the largest crime syndicate), was founded by a Japanese man nobody cares about, and is currently being managed by a supercomputer called F.A.G. 2.0. Famously known for their expensive pharmaceutical products such as Bottox, their obsession with eugenics, transhumanism, and penile extension implants.
Their business is guarded by their very own private army, most of which are Artificial Genetically Enhanced Clone Soldiers (A.G.E.C.S.), made using their newest cloning technology that involves the tedious process of collecting homeless people's sperms.
Their private soldiers are armed with AR-2s and heavy armor. They don't suffer from a lack of intelligence or insecurity. They're focused, dedicated killers who aim solely to follow orders by exterminating anyone who opposes the organization, or is genetically inferior. They can do 42 push-ups, 51 sit-ups and 10 pull-ups before you can say "spit in my аss and call me Sally."
Businesses: Contract killing, extortion, assault, licensed manufacture of military equipment, manufacture of pharmaceuticals, and touching themselves at night.
Can be seen at Zaibatsu Estate and an orange warehouse.
Motto: "Live high, live true, live Zaibatsu!"
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Pamyat Reich
A group of white supremacists and rednecks that hangs around a trailer park. They spout off far-right, fundamentalist views and express hatred towards other races. They're responsible for most of the riots that happen in the residential district, and are desperate for new muscles to hire to help them start more riots with the police, since a lot of their members were arrested/shot.
Their entire vocabulary consists of only two words: White Power.
Motto: Take a guess.
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Government
The highest evolution of organized crime. With total control over the whole land, their code is law, and it's as direct as it gets; obey or die. The largest, and most powerful gang in the city.
The Government's job is to stop people from their own stupidity. However, the Government are people too.
Law enforcers receive welfare when people commit crimes, and as a result, they'll arrest you for anything.
They operate 3 main divisions; Union, Nova, and T.W.A.T. (Tactical Weapons Assault Team). Each unit is armed according to their ranks, mostly pistols, SMGs, Shotguns, AR-2s and pretty much any weapon the NPC can manipulate.
Union units are overconfident, paranoid, sociopaths that often get astronomical amounts of ᴏrgasms during gun-fights. They receive inferior training and cheap equipment when compared to other units, which is why they only stay in a policing role within the city.
Nova units can only be seen in prison, pretty much like Union units, but with the addition of sexual violence in the cells.
T.W.A.T are highly-trained units only deployed for special operations, they're capable of pulling off deadly sophisticated and synchronized battle tactics, which make Union units look like a bunch of wimps in comparison. (Disregard that, everyone in this city is a fᴜcking wimp, including you.)
Businesses: The whole city.
They can be seen everywhere, constantly watching everything, listening to everything, smelling everything (including your sister's panties).
Motto: "We see it all. We know it all."
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You
A priest. Just another statistic in the ant colony, nothing special.
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Dernière Volonté - Songe d'Un Matin d'Eté
El Huervo - Rest
Elizabeth Daily - Shake It Up
The Electric Prunes - Wind-Up Toys
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