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Hulk Hogan's Distant Cousin (Playable Race)

WHAT?
If you choose this race, you play as WWE Star Hulk Hogan's third cousin twice removed who has--quite literally--no body. You are simply a floating head. Furthermore, you are only allowed to have extremely bright neon hair for your character. Bright neon colors are the only options for your character's hair. As you are (although by a distance) related to WWE Star Hulk Hogan, you are very talented when it comes to two-handed and one-handed weapons, but more so with two-handed. You are also extremely talented in blocking, destruction, heavy armor, smithing, and speech. However, of all of these, you are worst with your speech because you spend most of your time grunting and walking around like Thor during a hangover. Thus, it should be no surprise that you aren't as skilled in casual conversation.

WHY?
What could have possibly given me the inspiration to make a race solely designed to mock WWE Star Hulk Hogan's distant cousin who has no body and has an obsession with bright neon hair dyes? Honestly, I don't even know. If you asked me, I wouldn't be able to give you an answer. But, you gotta admit, it was a pretty damn good idea.

HOW?
Well, in order to become Hulk Hogan's distant cousin, you'll need to create a new character and choose this race. You may also ask how Hulk Hogan is related to somebody born several thousand years ago. Well, the answer is simple: WWE Star Hulk Hogan is invincible and eternal, so he was totally alive several thousand years ago.