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Wheatley's Surprise - Portal 2

Hello! This is the part where I kill you.

Had a bit of a brain wave. There I was, smashing some steel plates together, and I thought, 'yes, it's deadly. But what's missing? What's missing?' And I thought lots of sharp bits welded onto the flat bits.

Still a work in progress, don't judge me yet. Eventually I'd like to get them to sort of shoot fire at you, moments before crushing you. That's what I'm aiming for. But you know, small steps.

Oh, and don't bother trying to portal out of here, because it's impossible, okay? I thought of everything.