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MingeHouse

Welcome to the MingeHouse.
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If you don't know what a MingeBag is, you obviously haven't been playing enough. Featuring seats that you can sit in, a mascot, and GMod's own logo!
WARNING: Makes sudden stops. Only exit seat after complete stop. If you are not in a seat while descending, you may experience every bone in your spine breaking individually and your skeleton exiting your body before finally shattering into oblivion. You may also experience eyeball cancer. Our driver is a certified pilot (baby).
Do not attempt to take apart side engines.
It has come to our attention that if you are not in a seat you may experience the effects of zero-gravity before hitting the ceiling, breaking your skull, and experiencing said spine syndrome. Please sit in a seat for the entire duration.
Do not attempt to restore main engine.
Do not attempt to attempt to restore main engine.
Do not shut off lamp, this will likely cause a fault in the electronics and cause the side engines to activate before rapidly shaking and causing you to experience said spine syndrome.
Do not attempt to attempt.
Do not walk in or out while in the air, this will cause you to experience said gravity/spine syndrome.
Only walk in while it is completely in ground level. If you can fit a molecule underneath, it is obviously too high.
Do not press any button on the vending machine, this will cause a Pop-Snake to be dispensed. (Originally it dispensed Hyperpops until Crash #52312.
Do not speak to certified pilot (baby), he will most likely experince PTSD from Crash #1111.
Mascot is sentient, you can speak to it but do not ask it about the first version of the MingeHouse as it will most likely force you back in time to when the first version was built, 1,000,000 B.C.E. (It's a complicated story)