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Staff of Entropy

Long ago, in a time before time, chaos ruled across the land. A ragtag band of wizards, mages, and elementalists sealed the source of this destruction in a staff and buried it where they thought no-one would ever find it. Unfortunately, you just found it.
(also it's supposed to look like an ugly mess, because it is a staff of making things into an ugly mess.)
STUFF IT DOES -
At all times:
Don't destroy it or very very bad things happen

While un-equipped:
Spawns a portal to someplace VERY bad when used;
Upon opening a pocket dimension contained inside, you will find a ancient copy of your own notebook, yet imbued with the staff's own chaos.

While equipped:
Shoots (unobtainable) red magic when used, aka lazorz that kill EVERYTHING!...
...yet, ultimate power ultimately corrupts...