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Carrot Arsenal

THIS MOD INCLUDES
-Carrots
-Like, lots of them
-It's entirely based around carrots

-A dagger
-A sickle
-A sword
-A waraxe
-A mace
-A greatsword
-A scythe
-A battleaxe
-A warhammer
-A staff that looks like the Illusion staff
-A staff that was supposed to look like another staff, but ended up looking unique
-And Arrows

-A weapon enchantment that has orange swirls and makes your enemies bleed carrots all over the floor, briefly. Until you hit them again, which will flood the floor with more carrots, which you can eat by the way, they're real. Spawn as many as your computer can handle. Craft an imbued carrot and disenchant it to put the effect on other weapons.

-And a handful of green&orange magic FX

IMMERSIVE LORE
One day Sheogorath saw a bunny hopping through a field of carrots and thought: "That is a terribly charismatic bunny. Hm, that gives me an idea." Then he did things and stuff happened and suddenly the dragonborn knew how to weaponize carrots by sticking them together.

WEAPON STATS
Because I'm a lazy/efficient typer, I'll just give you a bunch of numbers which will tell you a weapon's base damage, speed and weight. In that order.
(FYI: 1,0 is sword speed)

Dagger&Sickle: 4; 1,3; 2
Sword: 7; 1,0; 9
Waraxe: 8; 0,9; 11
Mace: 9; 0,8; 13

Greatsword: 15; 0,7; 16
Scythe: 16; 0,675; 18
Battleaxe: 16; 0,65; 20
Warhammer: 18; 0,6; 24

Arrows: 9; normal arrow speed; 0

Imbued carrot (the enchanted one): 2; 1,4; 0,1
(low damage because charging into battle with a simple potato isn't a good idea either)

The staves: 0; 0,5; 8
(You don't swing them as weapons, you cast exploding carrots at your enemies)

HOW TO GET THEM
Nothing in this mod is integrated into any loot lists for the sake of maximum overcompatibility. You can't find them naturally.
Instead, they're all craftable...in a cookpot

It's food. You don't forge food, you cook it.

TL;DR: Forging no. Cooking yes.

Crafting recipes:

Staves: - Carrots, Void Salts
Imbued Carrot: Carrot, Filled common soul gem
Everything else: Carrots

What did you expect?

CREDITS
-Thanks to Bethesda for the initial carrot mesh
-Everything else